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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!/ S+ ~5 s" v0 K; Q; r
/ {- A: z& G/ T: Q% e. ~1 C6 yPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?+ T! c' ?9 @ X( {+ I
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5 _0 M7 Z# O# ~ dNo.2(没话找话型)
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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2 D/ q, U0 h" s# c; c4 G5 @-Don’t I know you from xx class?”9 e" V8 o. J' B6 M0 F8 U
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?- Y$ ]6 v+ `7 l& k: w( n
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-That's a great haircut.: D/ Q# D/ h: y' u" t
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6 n8 k! f& x; }- f& X) E-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.6 o) K- {9 ]: F6 z
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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9 m* Z, t, ~6 ] L5 u-Let me buy you a drink.
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7 y1 v& M. d) [9 i0 E& G02错误示范1 M6 u: \# W& ~( j
3 {% C' i/ T! Y# f1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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7 ?$ c7 t! M4 j% f3 M0 v% q$ JNOTE 1( F3 J' R1 r2 S( R$ g6 t# I4 t$ q
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang): S7 `& o3 H8 w- J& o
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Example: That guy just checked you out.+ F3 s: M: L5 D( x, [
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.% X7 B, G- H" P
7 r; o% N+ f2 t+ l3 ^5 DExample: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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! R% g4 X% P8 }+ f4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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& F7 i# j/ n: r. G* u' x5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls2 y$ @0 W$ P2 K5 H
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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4 E. A- J t( p- {( m: M$ I* Y: h6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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4 p1 ?1 _7 m' Z6 b7 _8 M- \7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.+ D' F( l, ]+ B8 T
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/ M5 ]% z0 Z6 c9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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: I$ A% ]+ d" @- L% o) r: LIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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- l$ T8 ~9 _, _$ _; i邓布利多(哈利波特)
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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/ z; J$ X, J ]) o, d2 ~7 k看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~" B5 j$ N) J5 D1 V3 J
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,! n! n* K, Z2 e: C; I8 G8 }
i: M+ k' U5 R& m9 a& {7 a1 N8 c用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技# l& u2 G2 X6 D3 I9 N2 w+ z! v2 _5 p
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送你挽尊语~
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