英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范
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“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”

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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

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No.5（夸赞型）

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-You have a great smile.



No.6（酒吧场景）
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+ c% T. O& V* R; ?-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

2 |( X3 P4 X2 `-Can I buy you a drink?
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$ ]* T7 I  l0 i/ T7 ^% q% x) e# ^-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.
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; ]* \; B7 D0 Y+ R# NExample: Can I check out this book?
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' _4 z7 v3 e; g6 u3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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% O) u# i/ F7 G$ L, v0 X4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

# B( K) c) K+ R8 a* {5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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4 B% G9 l8 z# E4 C3 ?* U6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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NOTE 4
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03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）


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女巫

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Klaus（始祖家族）

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Damon（吸血鬼日记）


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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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咕噜（指环王）



看了这么多还不会？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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  }0 D3 i! t2 D/ \实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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5 T' k+ V7 w1 T- Y6 Z" [; I勇敢去吧！


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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~




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Betsey

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

Bitesince

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Timetame

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

残留物

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

Rubye

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

sher009

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

有你精彩

很讚的文章，謝謝咯！相信WK因為有你而更加精彩！